Tuesday, March 8, 2016

Leninade Soda

My wife was at Gerten's Greenhouse in Inver Grove Heights over the weekend, and she brought me this:

The bottle is full of puns: "Get hammered & sickled!"
"A taste worth standing in line for!"

Brand: Leninade.

Origin: Gardena, CA.

Purchase Place: Gerten's Greenhouse, Inver Grove Heights, MN.

Sweetener: Cane Sugar.

Review: This tasted mainly like carbonated lemonade with a bit of fruit punch mixed in. Or maybe that fruit punch flavor is a mental thing because it's pink. It's not bad. But nothing special. All of the puns on the bottle are entertaining: by the ingredients list it says "Drink Comrade! Drink! It's this or the Gulag!"

Score: 5.5 out of 10.


  1. now the question is, did the puns bump up the rating? because they're all pretty awesome ...

    1. MAYBE it bumped the score by a half point. :)