I rate all of the sodas I drink on a scale from 1 to 10. A score of 4 to 6 is average. Anything above 8 is great. Here are my thoughts on the ratings:
0: WTF? This isn't even a liquid.
1-3: Would not recommend paying for this. Possible weird aftertaste. Possible hallucinations.
4-6: It's soda. It's average. Can't complain, but won't brag either.
7-8: I'd purchase this again. It was a good experience.
9: Well above average. You should purchase this now. Drink it.
10: Trade your first-born for this soda if you have to. Put it inside of you ASAP.